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"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "If Cena wins we riot"- fan sign at ECW ONS 2 "If you tell a lie often enough and loud enough people will eventually accept it as the truth." "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." "Nice....I'm gettin' outta here before you two start "Brokeback Mounting" each other."-Diamond Dawg "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."-Homer Simpson "Punk Wins, Punk Wins, Punk Wins"- Jerry Lawler imitating Jim Ross after CM Punk defeated Edge to become World Heavyweight Champion on Raw 6/30/08 "They believe luchadores lack the looks, personality, or basic speaking skills to headline main events. Even if one did successfully climb to the top of the company ladder, he would immediately be suplexed off of it and through a table."-Bart Sweet, The Onion "I'm such a mark... That I make sure my theme music hits 5 seconds before I step foot into the office."-xjp "WCW was sold to that bastard Vince McMahon." Jamal on the 5th anniversary of WWF buying WCW "I'm such a mark......that whenever I see a metal folding chair, devious thoughts enter my mind."-NYGrapsfan "Mr. Money in the bank has become Mr. World Champion- Michael Cole "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein "Match after match, the world can see that the Americans hit our brethren with foreign objects like brass knuckles or barbed-wire baseball bats, but U.S. officials turn a blind eye to the abuse," Mascaras said. "When they turn around, the Mexicans are passed out in sleeper-holds, which only perpetuates the untrue stereotype that Mexican wrestlers are lazy."- in the Onion "I'm such a mark I called 911 and told the operator that the Ultimate Warrior was being killed on t.v. and needed help right away"-Caligirl "God forbid WWE keeps someone who is a legitimate fighter. Instead they want to push creampuff underwear models like Chris Masters and Randy Orton. For all their muscle and phsyique, do you honestly think either of them would last 2 minutes in a real fight?"-TFK "Who cares, they're hot! But I kinda think Randy Orton is gay."-Caligirl, responding to TFK "I'm such a mark that I don't spit my gum out without swatting it"-The Diamond Dawg™ Caligirl loves ethiopians. "I'm such a mark, I dress my 4 yr old son up as Bret Hart and act like HBK every Monday after Thanksgiving"-mike3775 "If I was a pornstar I would go by the name Dick Upright"-13th dog "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."-Albert Einstein "You can't compare Ric Flair to Hulk Hogan. That's like comparing ice cream to horse manure!"-Bobby Heenan "So after giving you all 3 of the best years I've ever given a message board gang between this board and 1WT, and always, ALWAYS shooting straight with everyone (and I mean EVERYONE), you don't believe me. Fine then, Dawg. BE A JACKASS!! I always considered a friend and thought you were the coolest guy around. I was going to congradulate you for kicking Jim's butt in your highly anticipated flame contest a few months back, and telling you I was behind you all the way, but forget it now. KMA. I'm done with you. However, I'll still respect you as an admin."-Zombie, just prior to his banning "What do you want, a cookie?"-Mister Sinister ® "It was all me sorry. I was trying to work a powers that be gimmick so people would remember me but it got out of control. I finally learned my lesson when i banned everyone and posted 65 pages of gay porn. I then sold the site to pwinsider.com where they reset all the titles and had a fued with their elite message board. After Cali jumped sides and we lost. The bored was returned to its rightfull owner and he deleted everything i had built and pretended it never happend. Does that help?"-Deaver, in Zombies return thread "It was the fake Big Daddy Cool Zombie they brought in to pop ratings. They also brought in his fake tag team partner Razor Kingofswing and had there manager. Good Old RJ."-Deaver, again in Zombie's return thread "SURVEY SAYS?? No more from the dead guy."-The Diamond Dawg™ on Zombie's banning "I miss Zombie. When's he coming back?"-Mark Tomkinson, just after Zombie's banning "Foley being the infamous attention whore that he is. I wish I was at home so I could find a picture of him and place the words ATTENTION WHORE! on his face."-Jamal. quote of the week winner "I know how we can solve the world's oil crisis. Just drain Bret Hart's hair."-Bobby Heenan "And seriously, please quit comparing yourself to Michael Jordan. Your past success is more like biggest turd in the bowl....you didn't retire, you were flushed."-The Diamond Dawg™ to jleitzell "I wonder what Total Nonstop Asshole would say in this situation?!?"-Mister Sinister ® "He who laughs last didn't get it." "So this chick dumped me today cause i said her cousin was hot......ok actually i nailed her cousin but who is keeping score?"-Deaver "Win if you can, lose if you must but always cheat."-Bobby Heenan "You think THAT salsa's good?? Obviously you've never been to Ecuador!!"-mike3775 "OH MY GOD!!!"-Joey Styles "You know you miss 1wt when you remember Mike would kill a post by posting thousands of smileys faces until the thread was out of space."-James Cundiff "I'm still wearing my pants backwards because of their influence. Word to your mother Mike."-Mister Sinister ®, in reference to Kris Kros and Mike's mother "insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over while fully expecting a different outcome."-Einstein "I got $40 for WalMart and a t-shirt with my baby's pic on it (it's cute and all, but I ain't being one of them dork-o dads and wearing it in public) from my parents."-RavenRog on what he got for fathers day "I don't want a life, I want SD on Thursdays, dammit!!!"-Caligirl "Why dont you lie down on the bed and i'll fill you in."-Chevy Chase in Fletch "Some 100,000 racing fans are expected in Homestead for Sunday's big NASCAR finish. About half will be covered in tattoos and drinking Pabst at 9 a.m. But enough about the women"-James Cundiff "Besides 14 year old virgins who still sport wood walking through the bra department at Sears, does anyone care? Sorry, but the fake tits, bleached hair, fake lips, plastic surgury look does nothing for me. They have room for this, but no room for the Smackdown Tag Titles?"-TFK on the WM 22 match between Torrie vs. Candice Michelle "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!"-Jerry Seinfeld "You're a load that should have been swallowed"- Andrew Dice Clay "My superpower would be to have the ability to stop any girl I'm in a relationship from getting paranoid, depressed, and co-dependant."-Legendkilla "it was a small stag party at the best man's house. A hooker was hired. Someone decided it would be a good idea to get the best man's kid brother laid since he was a virgin. (he was 16)So the hooker took him up stairs for what everybody assumed would be about 3 minutes. They ended up screwing for four hours and the kid wore the poor girl out. She was smiling when she finally came downstairs hours later, but she was not taking any more customers."-13th dog "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car" "Nah I dont need facial hair to prove I'm a man James, just ask your wife, she'll tell ya"-mike3775 "Good masterbation? I'm not familiar with that concept. Perhaps I'm not putting enough effort into it."-13th dog "I'm sick & tired of being sick & tired"-Ozzy Osbourne "Don't worry, James, lots of people catch VD's. Good people just like you."-The Diamond Dawg™ "Of all the things lost my mind I miss the most"-Ozzy Osbourne "Triple H is Vince's McMahon's sex toy"-DustInTheWind "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin! - Eddie Guerrero - or was that George W. Bush? Hmmmm, nevermind. No wait! I got it now. Bush/Cheney 2004 - We lie. We cheat. We steal. Yeah, that's THE TICKET."-Caltrops. quote of the week winner "Mickey James vs Trish should wind up as being the best women's WM match ever."-RichardGinn, to which TFK responded "That's like being proud of being the nicest guy in prison, the toughest guy in Paris, or the funniest guy on Saturday Night Live."

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